Gone (A Joshifer One-Shot)
A/N: I would like to thank girlwiththeflowers and just-a-girl16 for taking the time to beta this one-shot. You girls are the bestest and it’s my honor to have you read this story first before anyone else.
I’ve included some songs linked to the dividers so feel free to listen. Happy reading!
“Hey there, buddy.”
A pair of heavy-lidded eyes opens as my voice reaches his ears. Stretching the sad curve that is his body, he slowly sits up and meets me at eye level. I hate to wake him up this early in the morning. I know he probably stayed up late again, waiting outside the porch like he does every night. But I’m sure he would never forgive me if I don’t bring him with me today.
Because starting today, his real owner is considered legally dead.
ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time
I’ve noticed a funny thing about Melissa McCarthy. Well, besides the obvious, that she’s funny. But I’ve noticed that when Jennifer Lawrence talks about her weight, she talks about how much food she eats, and how she’s never going to diet to be thin. And when Melissa McCarthy is quoted about her weight, this is what she says:
“I don’t really know why I’m not thinner than I am.”
“I want to be healthy.”
“I just don’t lose weight easily.”
“Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.”
Because Melissa McCarthy actually is a fat woman, she isn’t allowed to make brash statements about body acceptance. She has to apologize for her body. Every single one of those quotes might as well have just said, “Sorry I’m fat and you have to look at me, everyone.” But it’s all she’s allowed to say, in the confines of our culture. If Melissa McCarthy had said, “If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet,’ I’m like, ‘You can go f– yourself,” the response will most assuredly not be, “How brave! How strong! What a good role model!” The response will be, “What a bad example, encouraging people to be unhealthy! We have an obesity epidemic! Open your eyes, fat is not healthy, sexy, or acceptable! How very dare she!”
cool it comes with a free refill
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me
sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me